Welcome to my Internet home. Undoubtedly I have said something somewhere on the Internet that made you wonder who the heck is this guy and why would he say that.

Right. Me.

This is me. Uh.  I may or may not have a beard, goatee, spiked hair, long hair, possibly even a hat right now. I’m also varying degrees of chubby.  I haven’t decided who I want to be when I grow up.

I believe the children are the future. Teach them well and… Wait. No. That’s not.. uh.

Ok. So. I write stories. I play music.  I buy red guitars.  I scream at microphones.  I take selfies with goats.


I’m pretty sure selfies with goats is self-explanatory.

If you are here, I have probably offended you. I am offended that you are offended. Wait. No. I am deeply apologetic. Really. I love everyone. I don’t take anything seriously or personally. Well, unless it is serious and personal. I’m also very shallow. I’m so shallow I’m deep.

I believe life will always be Happily Ever After because life is what you make it.

You probably stopped reading shortly after the picture, so I don’t know why I am still typing.

Thanks. You are AWESOME!

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