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Hello.
Welcome to my Internet home. Undoubtedly I have said something somewhere on the Internet that made you wonder who the heck is this guy and why would he say that.
Right. Me.
This is me. Uh. I may or may not have a beard, goatee, spiked hair, long hair, possibly even a hat right now. I’m also varying degrees of chubby. I haven’t decided who I want to be when I grow up.
I believe the children are the future. Teach them well and… Wait. No. That’s not.. uh.
Ok. So. I write stories. I play music. I buy red guitars. I scream at microphones. I take selfies with goats.
I’m pretty sure selfies with goats is self-explanatory.
If you are here, I have probably offended you. I am offended that you are offended. Wait. No. I am deeply apologetic. Really. I love everyone. I don’t take anything seriously or personally. Well, unless it is serious and personal. I’m also very shallow. I’m so shallow I’m deep.
I believe life will always be Happily Ever After because life is what you make it.
You probably stopped reading shortly after the picture, so I don’t know why I am still typing.
Thanks. You are AWESOME!
